zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here


I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.


thatsgoodweed:

How to say “I love You” to any Stonette

thatsgoodweed:

How to say “I love You” to any Stonette

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pizzowndzors:

WHERE DO I FUCKING SIGN UP

pizzowndzors:

WHERE DO I FUCKING SIGN UP

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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pass the blunt to your followers

pass the blunt to your followers

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sleepyartist:

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

This makes me feel super bubbly

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